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Live On Tour

The Pete Here Now Tour

Prepare for an evening of relentless optimism and sharp wit. Pete Holmes, the mastermind behind HBO's Crashing and the voice of the You Made It Weird podcast, is returning to the stage to deliver his signature mix of heavy philosophical questions and lighthearted goofiness across the United States.

New YouTube Special

SILLY SILLY FUN BOY

The full 2024 comedy special is now streaming for free. Experience Pete's unique brand of joyful, introspective comedy in his most personal special yet.

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Upcoming Shows

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APR 17

Punch Line Irving

Irving, TX

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APR 18

Punch Line Irving

Irving, TX

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APR 29

Largo at the Coronet

Los Angeles, CA

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JUN 11

Comedy Works Downtown

Denver, CO

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JUN 12

Comedy Works Downtown

Denver, CO

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Coming Soon

Spells to Cast on Your Parents

Comedian and actor Pete Holmes conjures up a tale where kids run the show in this hilarious interactive picture book. With a wisecracking dragon heckling from the sidelines, young readers will cast delightfully ridiculous spells that turn grown-ups into giggling, snoring, clucking bundles of chaos.

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Spells to Cast on Your Parents Book Cover
Limited Edition Vinyl

Dirty Clean

I'm excited to announce that my comedy special, Dirty Clean, is available on vinyl & ready to ship.

With every copy sold, we will be donating the net proceeds to Homeboy Industries, the largest gang rehabilitation and re-entry program in the world.

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You Made It Weird

Everybody has secret weirdness, Pete Holmes gets comedians to share theirs.

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HBO Series

Crashing

Created by and starring Pete Holmes, and executive produced by Judd Apatow, Crashing follows a stand-up comic whose life is turned upside down, forcing him to re-evaluate his life and make a fresh start in the New York comedy scene.

Crashing on HBO
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